51 Gold Medals Not Enough For China
Despite blowing past the USA in total medal count (51-36), the Chinese are still pissy about coming up empty in the athletic events like swimming. After all, they built that funky stadium, taught their citizens how to wait in line, and even stopped spitting for for 16 days.

God Bless America, God Damn It
Yankee stadium has implemented a "no movement" policy during the 7th inning singing of God Bless America. This man discovered how stadium police dole out punishment to the foolhardy when he attempted to use the pisser instead of praising his god and country.

Mad Props
Fans of recently-passed and Subaru-sponsored rally driver Colin McRae will gather next weekend for a massive drive. They're expecting 1,300+ participants, or twenty miles worth of cars. Kinda makes me and BK's drives look like a go-kart roundup at the carnival.

Who's Holding It Right?
Now vote accordingly. Election over.

Total Medal Cunt
On-air banter during NBC Olympics coverage features Brian Wiliiams' rote prattle, and Tiki Barber apparently calling Jenna Wolfe a "total medal cunt." Sweet! Watch and see for yourself.

Michael Phelps T-s
Get your commemorative Phelps t-shirts while they are still funny. (10 minutes and counting...)

Even God Mad At Brett Favre
Based on this photographic evidence, I'm predicting a 3-interception game for Mr. Fah-vruh on opening day.