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My Analog Work Phone Was Replaced Today

Kent — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 21:10:46 +0000

Goodbye homemade release hounds button.

Telekinesis!

Kent — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 20:44:04 +0000

The Dump – Where Shrink Wrapped TVs Go To Die

Kent — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 19:47:24 +0000

The ER…

Ragan — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 16:56:50 +0000

Cut my finger washing a steaknife last night and spent from 11 pm to 4 am in the emergency room. 99% of that time was waiting. Could there be a more foul and depressing place to spend time? It’s like the DOL with blood and puking.

Fog rolls in

Kent — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 14:46:06 +0000

Texts From Last Night

Kent — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:50:37 +0000

Someone pointed this gem of a website out to me today. Let us begin with the 206 area code.

Abducted Jesus

Kent — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:22:58 +0000

If everyone would just clean up their dogs’ poopie, no abductions would have to occur…

Brook Laddie

Kent — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:27:28 +0000

I’m currently hooked on the Bruichladdich. This stuff tastes like they bottled the essence of a craggy, storm-battered Scottish seashore. Unfortunately, it is apparently not sold in our American liquor stores, so those desiring it are forced to pay $15 a dram at the bar, or pony up and order a bottle from Scotland.

Summerland

Kent — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:54:25 +0000

Couric, Buchanan… Sound Better

Kent — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:59:20 +0000