Archive for February, 2009

Hey, you've made your way into the archives. What you'll find here are all the posts for February, 2009, ten at a time.

Shut That Vagina Down!

February 5th, 2009 by Kent Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

“Enough is enough. Unemployed single mommies should not be giving birth to litters of half term, in vitro fertilized embryos. Especially when they already have a brood of six and are forced to live with their own mother who has filed for bankruptcy, claiming one million dollars in liabilities. “

Charles G. Hogg, Groundhog, Bites Mayor Bloomberg, Winter/Spring Seasonal Continuum Assplodes

February 3rd, 2009 by Kent Posted in Blog | 1 Comment »

Groundhog Day went awry yesterday when New York’s second-cousin groundhog, Charles G. Hogg, bit the mayor and generally made an ass of himself while clowning with a corn cob, and shirked his one duty of predicting the weather for the next six weeks. When asked to comment on the antics of Charles Hogg, original marmot personality Punxsutawney Phil steamed: “fuck that guy.”

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