Archive for August, 2008

Dude, those little shits. I am going to be pissed if they get to drink at 18. Finding some way to get booze is half the fun anyway!

Bush And McCain: Birds Of A Feather
“The world we live in is too complex to entrust it to someone else whose idea of intellectual curiosity and grasp of foreign policy issues is to tell us he can look into Vladimir Putin’s eyes and see into his soul.” Amen, brother.

Colleges: Lower Drinking Age
Major college presidents join a movement calling on lawmakers to consider lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18, saying current laws actually encourage dangerous binge drinking on campus. Hmm, binge drinking in college? Whaaa???

Get The Manny Ramirez Look
The longtime Boston Red Sock turned LA Dodger has a beloved look: turd-thick dreadlocks crapping out from under his cap and all around his shoulders. Thanks to the miracle of capitalism, fans can now purchase this desireable head configuration.

Hoaxalicious New Bigfoot Action
Coupla Georgia dudes make a mind-bending series of claims including one that they’ve got a Bigfoot corpse in their freezer. [EM]Completely[/EM] coincidentally, Bushnell is offering $1 million to anyone who can produce a “verifiable photograph” of Bigfoot.

Laden With Gold, Phelps Gets Rich
Eight gold medals later, Michael Phelps can finally begin to bask in the essence of pure amateur sport inspiration: getting rich off product endorsements.

Silly Spaniards, Racism’s For ‘merica
Team photo of the Spanish national basketball team copping an… interesting pose, incites outrage around the world, but not in Spain.

Some Of Us Misplace Our Wallet…
This guy spent his life preparing to compete in the Olympic games, then forgot a couple of important details on competition day.

alright it is official I give up. I am drinking a real coke as we speak and looking for the closest jack in the box…

the interior and the dubs look nice. … but jebus h, i can’t decide which to laugh at harder, the trunk or the grill. honda just made one of those game on the line free-throw attempts, and then shit thier pants and hit the ref in the face with the ball… ftl.