Archive for August, 2008

ahem…

Who’s Holding It Right?
Now vote accordingly. Election over.

Total Medal Cunt
On-air banter during NBC Olympics coverage features Brian Williams’ rote prattle, and Tiki Barber apparently calling Jenna Wolfe a “total medal cunt.” Sweet! Watch and see for yourself.

I will go ahead and say that these were not awesome or funny, and I checked them out at like 1 minute and 42 seconds after release. It is kind of funny that they exist though.[LOL]

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Hate it.[POO]

Michael Phelps T-s
Get your commemorative Phelps t-shirts while they are still funny. (10 minutes and counting…)

Even God Mad At Brett Favre
Based on this photographic evidence, I’m predicting a 3-interception game for Mr. Fah-vruh on opening day.

this raises one of my nagging questions: if somebody is having their last meal before getting the death penalty at an age between 18 and 20, can they have a beer?

while i think it might be a stretch to put mccain on an exactly even level intellectually with dubya… i mean, come on, our commander in chief is very likely retarded by any technical measurement. still, mccain is a vacuous, one-note, huckster. i’m starting to realize why the elephants so lionize reagan. at least he could function in public without a cue-card in front of him and until he became a sad drooling feeb in his second term didn’t have to be sheltered by his handlers from all those commie reporters and their “questions”. still… both mccain and my cat look like geniuses compared to what we’ve got right now. way to set the bar for our highest office, righties. you’re doing lincoln proud.