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This Just In: I’m Not Really Posting Much

Kent — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 05:41:46 +0000

In the immortal words of Jim Anchower, I know it’s been a long time since I rapped at ya. What the hell happened to my Pimpstyle prowess anyway? I dabbled in the Facebook and Twitter phenomenon for a while. They are easier to maintain than a blog or message board and have a built-in community. But the more I use them the more I can’t shake the creepy, voyeuristic feeling. Not to mention that your friends and family end up having to trust their conversations and photos and sensitive info to the Facebook company and their policy decisions. In the immortal words of Liz Lemon: blergh.

Oh well, maybe it’s time I worked on this again.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/im-gonna-get-me-a-wii-if-it-kills-me,16648/J

Texts From Last Night

Kent — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 22:50:37 +0000

Someone pointed this gem of a website out to me today. Let us begin with the 206 area code.

Abducted Jesus

Kent — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 16:22:58 +0000

If everyone would just clean up their dogs’ poopie, no abductions would have to occur…

Brook Laddie

Kent — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 03:27:28 +0000

I’m currently hooked on the Bruichladdich. This stuff tastes like they bottled the essence of a craggy, storm-battered Scottish seashore. Unfortunately, it is apparently not sold in our American liquor stores, so those desiring it are forced to pay $15 a dram at the bar, or pony up and order a bottle from Scotland.

Couric, Buchanan… Sound Better

Kent — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 17:59:20 +0000

Richland En Fuego II – The Revenge Of Richland En Fuego

Kent — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 03:53:28 +0000

After a 104-degree day, it stands to reason that the skies would just keep on burning.

Richland Sunset En Fuego

Kent — Sat, 01 Aug 2009 03:16:23 +0000

Snapped this photo in my parents’ back yard. Some kind of wildfire going on in Yakima throwing up all kinds of particulate into the air and making for one of those fantasy sunsets. Not sure if the iphone does it justice.

Green Roofs Taking Shape

Kent — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 20:15:56 +0000

Not really a new idea, green roofs can be cheap, less worry than a normal roof, and aesthetically pleasing. As an owner of two Pacific Northwest houses that sit yearlong in our brutal rains and winds, I find green roofs an attractive alternative. Shingles are fragile things and the moss problems are a pain in the ass. And really, if moss can grow up there, why not just let it grow… along with a bunch of other junk! Check out this slide-show of some famous green roofs.

BSG, Blu-Ray, Huge Box, Cylon Action Figure… Win?

Kent — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:13:40 +0000

Ok so I ponied up the cash and bought this. I’m having some slight buyer’s remorse given the cost and the +20 levels of nerdery I just incurred as a result. But screw it. I love this show, and I can’t say no to sweet, sweet high definition.

The Presidential Brewski Debate

Kent — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:51:27 +0000

With the president of the United States set to get loaded on beer presidentially sip malt beverages with Henry Louis Gates, Jr., and Sergeant James Crowley AKA the Cambridge police officer who (wrongly?) arrested Gates, a more pressing concern has come to a head: the beer choices. When questioned, press secretary Gibbs revealed the beer selection for the momentous event: Bud Light for Obama, Blue Moon for the po-po, and Red Stripe or Beck’s for Gates. Here’s where the trouble begins:

In a letter to Obama dated Wednesday, Massachusetts Rep. Richard Neal strongly urges the president not to drink Budweiser, now owned by a Belgian company. Nor should the White House consider serving Miller or Coors… Instead, the White House should serve the three men — all with ties to Massachusetts — the local favorite, not only because of its popularity in the region but also because it remains the largest American-owned and brewed beer, Neal says

As you can see, this is the kind of trial that defines the very soul of a nation. If our president is seen drinking beer from a faggy Belgian company, he would be perceived not just as a socialist Kenyan namby-pamby non-American who is soft on defense, but a faggy one too. Unacceptable. Read more here.