Cut my finger washing a steaknife last night and spent from 11 pm to 4 am in the emergency room. 99% of that time was waiting. Could there be a more foul and depressing place to spend time? It’s like the DOL with blood and puking.
Sweet F'ing Tweets
- Wet Cheerios stink. Seriously, I can smell you eating them from all the way over here. #fb #
- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
- FYI: refreshment isn't the only thing... It's everything. #fb #
- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #



