Sweet F'ing Tweets
- Wet Cheerios stink. Seriously, I can smell you eating them from all the way over here. #fb #
- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
- FYI: refreshment isn't the only thing... It's everything. #fb #
- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #
About to Watch
9:40 am on April 24th, 2009
so many great things here…you’ve got the obligitory frumpy girl bassist, a guitar player playing what fits him like the most enormous jazz master bass – making approval-seeking eye contact during his solo, an 11 year old cock-thrusting while belting out how he and the song’s object “touched and went our seperate ways”, the whole band taking the optional “gettin’ riled” tempo change at the last chorus, tiny groupies. this band – just as good as journey. give those kids a check plus.
9:54 am on April 24th, 2009
And you just know there is a Journey-obsessed dad behind this, coaching pelvic thrusts and windmill axe-strumming like the other dads are teaching fastballs and the infield-fly rule.