Sweet F'ing Tweets
- Wet Cheerios stink. Seriously, I can smell you eating them from all the way over here. #fb #
- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
- FYI: refreshment isn't the only thing... It's everything. #fb #
- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #





7:01 am on March 27th, 2009
Best part is that the fireman keeps a Spidey suit in his locker.
12:14 pm on March 30th, 2009
I can’t get to it, did I wake up stupid. I want to send it to my dude friend, he just got a special spidy toothbrush…
12:15 pm on March 30th, 2009
I figured it out, I did wake up stupid…