Chimp-owning Connecticut woman is brutally though unsurprisingly attacked by her stupid pet monkey named Travis. Friend stabbed the animal with a butcher knife and whacked it with a shovel in an attempt to disengage the creature. Neither fazed Travis…
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- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
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- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #
About to Watch
2:46 pm on February 20th, 2009
http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=news/local&id=3620047
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2006/apr/25/sierraleone