What’s it like putting bills into my bacon wallet, you ask? Well I don’t know yet, I don’t have any bills to put in it. It’s brand new. For all you know I spent all my bills buying the bacon wallet. But I didn’t. It was free. I can’t believe it either. They should charge a mint for these things.

You cannot actually eat the bacon wallet. It’s just vinyl. This is convenient though, because a wallet made of real bacon would mess your hands and pockets with bacon grease. What’s wrong with that, you say? Come to think of it, I’m not sure.

The bacon wallet has six slots for cards, and a split sleeve for cash money. The cards don’t fit in the slots too well because they were poorly manufactured. Overall, I would rate the bacon wallet’s craftsmanship as poor.

I showed the bacon wallet to my wife and she threw it on the floor.

The best thing about the bacon wallet is it looks like bacon.