http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/19003/christmas-jewelry-commercials-making-you-want-to-kick-something-watch-this/ Thu, 03 Sep 2009 06:34:02 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/19003/christmas-jewelry-commercials-making-you-want-to-kick-something-watch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-55 CharliesAngels Wed, 31 Dec 2008 05:27:56 +0000 http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/?p=19003#comment-55 Holy crap, that was HILARIOUS. I totally lowelled, too. Holy crap, that was HILARIOUS. I totally lowelled, too.

]]> http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/19003/christmas-jewelry-commercials-making-you-want-to-kick-something-watch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-34 robb Tue, 23 Dec 2008 18:55:21 +0000 http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/?p=19003#comment-34 my personal favorite is the new spin on the "bow on top of the lexus" commercials - which are now just as much a part of the national christmas gestalt as frosty, its a wonderful life, and rudolph got runover, right? they're so great! but this year, NEW TWIST! shitting on childhood memories of actually enjoying christmas with the giant car bow. yay!! the two that really kill me are the atari 2600 (a gift i did not personally receive for xmas until i think the year AFTER the NES came out) and the ratty little bitch with a pony. in the house. you remember that one, right? when mom and dad brought the christmas pony in the house to stand under the tree (not shitting all over the place, of course. not on jesus' birthday!). both of these memories, one actual, and one assinine, can be trumped this year with the car bow. because that lexus RX is going to make every good memory you ever didn't have totally suck by comparison, especially when you trade it in on a M class in two years because the seat warmers smell vaguely of fish. my personal favorite is the new spin on the “bow on top of the lexus” commercials – which are now just as much a part of the national christmas gestalt as frosty, its a wonderful life, and rudolph got runover, right? they’re so great! but this year, NEW TWIST! shitting on childhood memories of actually enjoying christmas with the giant car bow. yay!! the two that really kill me are the atari 2600 (a gift i did not personally receive for xmas until i think the year AFTER the NES came out) and the ratty little bitch with a pony. in the house. you remember that one, right? when mom and dad brought the christmas pony in the house to stand under the tree (not shitting all over the place, of course. not on jesus’ birthday!). both of these memories, one actual, and one assinine, can be trumped this year with the car bow. because that lexus RX is going to make every good memory you ever didn’t have totally suck by comparison, especially when you trade it in on a M class in two years because the seat warmers smell vaguely of fish.

]]> http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/19003/christmas-jewelry-commercials-making-you-want-to-kick-something-watch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-33 I suck at stuff Mon, 22 Dec 2008 21:48:14 +0000 http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/?p=19003#comment-33 Dude, I lowelled so hard watching that. Dude, I lowelled so hard watching that.

]]> http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/19003/christmas-jewelry-commercials-making-you-want-to-kick-something-watch-this/comment-page-1/#comment-32 Ragan Mon, 22 Dec 2008 20:17:39 +0000 http://www.pimpstyle2000.com/?p=19003#comment-32 dude, that's funny. "How can I tell you...I've been cheating on you...how about a necklace?" dude, that’s funny. “How can I tell you…I’ve been cheating on you…how about a necklace?”

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