Sweet F'ing Tweets
- Wet Cheerios stink. Seriously, I can smell you eating them from all the way over here. #fb #
- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
- FYI: refreshment isn't the only thing... It's everything. #fb #
- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #
About to Watch
12:17 pm on December 22nd, 2008
dude, that’s funny. “How can I tell you…I’ve been cheating on you…how about a necklace?”
1:48 pm on December 22nd, 2008
Dude, I lowelled so hard watching that.
10:55 am on December 23rd, 2008
my personal favorite is the new spin on the “bow on top of the lexus” commercials – which are now just as much a part of the national christmas gestalt as frosty, its a wonderful life, and rudolph got runover, right? they’re so great! but this year, NEW TWIST! shitting on childhood memories of actually enjoying christmas with the giant car bow. yay!! the two that really kill me are the atari 2600 (a gift i did not personally receive for xmas until i think the year AFTER the NES came out) and the ratty little bitch with a pony. in the house. you remember that one, right? when mom and dad brought the christmas pony in the house to stand under the tree (not shitting all over the place, of course. not on jesus’ birthday!). both of these memories, one actual, and one assinine, can be trumped this year with the car bow. because that lexus RX is going to make every good memory you ever didn’t have totally suck by comparison, especially when you trade it in on a M class in two years because the seat warmers smell vaguely of fish.
9:27 pm on December 30th, 2008
Holy crap, that was HILARIOUS. I totally lowelled, too.