51 Gold Medals Not Enough For China
Despite blowing past the USA in total medal count (51-36), the Chinese are still pissy about coming up empty in the athletic events like swimming. After all, they built that funky stadium, taught their citizens how to wait in line, and even stopped spitting for for 16 days.
Sweet F'ing Tweets
- Wet Cheerios stink. Seriously, I can smell you eating them from all the way over here. #fb #
- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
- FYI: refreshment isn't the only thing... It's everything. #fb #
- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #
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