Horseback Riding Exercise Machine FTL
Hilarious “Joba” by Panasonic allows you all the exhilaration of a horseback ride, with less of the stinky horse qualities and more of the shameful “I actually own one of these things” qualities.
Sweet F'ing Tweets
- Wet Cheerios stink. Seriously, I can smell you eating them from all the way over here. #fb #
- Hey Twitter, I haven't really twarted in a long time. Try this on for size. #
- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
- FYI: refreshment isn't the only thing... It's everything. #fb #
- Sped-up Jingle Bells with a pop/rock beat needs to crawl back into the moronic musical hole from whence it came. #fb #



