while i think it might be a stretch to put mccain on an exactly even level intellectually with dubya… i mean, come on, our commander in chief is very likely retarded by any technical measurement. still, mccain is a vacuous, one-note, huckster. i’m starting to realize why the elephants so lionize reagan. at least he could function in public without a cue-card in front of him and until he became a sad drooling feeb in his second term didn’t have to be sheltered by his handlers from all those commie reporters and their “questions”. still… both mccain and my cat look like geniuses compared to what we’ve got right now. way to set the bar for our highest office, righties. you’re doing lincoln proud.
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- Apologies to Honda fans, but the Crosstour makes me want to puke. #fb #
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