BSG Toaster Toaster
Here it is, fellow BSG nerds. You know you want it in spite of it being double the cost of a regular toaster.

UFC Champ A Bad Getaway Driver
"UFC champ-turned-whack-a-mole Quinton 'Rampage' Jackson got himself into a bit of trouble on Tuesday, fleeing the scene of an accident, evading police..." in a pickup with "a life-sized photo of himself on the side."

Radiohead House Of Cards Video
Data visualization something, something, blah. Check it out - it's pretty sweet.

Smoothie Fans: Try A Vivanno
As a fan of smoothies - one of the most masculine of consumables in my opinion - I am curious if these are good. If you get one, post results here.

Denny's BFST-2GO - Hell Yeah!
"Denny's proprietary container (or Dome) keeps the breakfast items separate and warm for up to 30 minutes. So if you like Denny's breakfasts better than fast food drive-thru breakfasts in a clamshell container or a soggy wrapper, this just might be the b-fst ticket for you."

Clooney: Too Busy For Bitches
George Clooney doesn't need marriage because he's not home long enough to please a yapping wife or tend to their screaming, pooping crotchfruit. Seriously, I knew I liked this guy.

Pet Owners Prefer McCain
If "Pet Owners" were deciding the upcoming election, John McCain would apparently be president. Just barely edging out the gains Obama would make with UFO Enthusiast voters, Left-Handed Wanking voters, and Finicky Eater voters.